Learning about your industry or trade...

When I go to events (store signings and such) I frequently get asked about HOW TO BECOME A WRITER.

I truly do not mind helping another writer or giving advice to someone who has a dream of being a writer someday.  I will occasionally look at an aspiring writer's work and give them feedback.  What astonishes me is how few people put the effort in to actually learning about their desired profession.  It's like:

• an aspiring lawyer not learning about the LSAT exams
• a travel agent with no idea about world capitals
• a nurse who gets nauseous at the sight of blood
• a cop who has poor marksmanship
• a veterinarian with allergies to cats and dogs

Anyone wanting to pursue the above professions should polish the things required to become or the be a good member of a given profession (study a map, go to a firing range).  It's also good to rule out certain professions if you don't have the right aptitude or attitude for it (a queasy nurse, a vet with allergies).

It's smart to find out the what's and why's and how's of a given profession before deciding to follow that certain path.  For example,

• an electrician must do an apprenticeship before becoming a journeyman
• a physician must do a residency
• an actor/singer/dancer has to go to auditions, many of which will not be successful
• a lawyer must article for a year
• a bartender should know the recipes for a few popular cocktails

And so on...

With the Internet, all of this information is there for the taking.  Yet people don't bother to check into it, thus putting themselves at a disadvantage.

I would be happy to help someone polish a synopsis or fine-tune a query letter, but you should know what those things are.  I don't think it's up to me to give quickie workshops on what a  query letter is, or why you need to have a zingy synopsis.

People ask me where they can SNAIL MAIL their whole manuscript.  Asking that question shows me the person has spent ZERO time investigating writing as a profession.  Shame on you! For the record, there are many good reasons why an agent or publisher does not want to receive the entire text - all 422 pages - of an unsolicited manuscript:

• they don't have time to read that many submissions
• a manuscript takes up space
• worries about accusations of plagiarism/intellectual property
• they aren't taking on new clients
• it wastes paper and is not environmentally friendly
• if sent via email, well, SPAM SPAM SPAM and viruses

There are tons of books out there on how to get published.  And there are lots of books out there on how to write.  These are two different subjects.  I'll talk more about writing in another post, but for now, the best book on getting published is:

78 Reasons Why Your Book May Never Be Published and 14 Reasons Why It Just Might by Pat Walsh.

There are lots of other books out there as well - some of them are great - but in my opinion, the Walsh book was the VERY BEST.  Damn I learned a lot from reading it!

Synopsis: Dead Light District

Bordello Blood

As open minded as she is, private investigator Sasha Jackson feels out of place when her latest cases plunges her into the world of commercial sex. A classy madame has hired Sasha to find a missing Mexican hooker, which seems easy enough at first. However, things become complicated when a nasty pimp turns up dead in the wrong hotel. The case becomes even more complicated when a spaced-out call girl, an arthritic old lady and a Rastafarian pawnbroker enter the scene.

Sasha figures out why the hooker ran away but has no idea where she is running to. But how fast can anyone run in stiletto heels? It isn’t until the next body turns up that Sasha realizes why the hooker must choose between fight and flight, and why the choice is so difficult. What Sasha doesn’t count on is illegal immigration, a slumlord in sweats, a Neanderthal bartender, and that designer kitchen wares will both threaten and save Sasha’s life.

As confusing as the case is, Sasha’s personal life is even more in disarray. Her ex-boyfriend is hoping they can make beautiful music together, a forgotten high school romance resurfaces, and - after a bit too much wine - an innocent flirtation moves to the next level. For the moment, though, the only guys on Sasha’s mind are a blond kindergartener, a battered drag queen and a guy who just can’t keep his pants zipped up no matter what city he’s in.

Sasha tests her moral compass as she tries to understand the sex trade and what someone will do in a moment of desperation. She is even willing to look the other way, but then Sasha realizes her ass is incredibly hot and the killer is incredibly cold.