Saturday, March 2, 2013

Stop! You’re Killing Me!!



Seven Tips for Writing Funny Mysteries

By Billie Thomas, author of 
Murder on the First Day of Christmas

When I count my blessings, I’m always careful to list the fact that writing humor comes easily to me. Notice, I didn’t say that I’m funny. That’s subjective. You can’t call yourself funny any more than you can call yourself cool or – god forbid – badass. No, I’m saying that I naturally hear the “beats” of humor, the way some people hear the beats I’m told are in music. (I don’t hear the beats in music, which is why I dance to the words.) But just as I’ve had to brush up on the skills that don’t come easily to me – plotting, for example – I think anyone can learn some tricks for writing humor. Will these tips make you funny? Again, subjective. But they can help you stack the odds in your favor.



Tip 1. Know your characters:


Having a thorough understanding of your character lets you understand how they relate to situations or to other characters. My protagonist, Chloe, for instance, is self-deprecating and a little ditzy. Funny things happen to her and she’s smart enough to see the humor in them. In Murder on the First Day of Christmas, a gynecologist corners Chloe at a party:
     “Hear you’re a personal trainer now. Maybe we could trade services. You get me back into fighting shape, I’ll give you free Pap smears for life.”
     I watched him lick lobster puff from his fat little fingers. Somehow, my usual line, “Let me check if I have any openings,” didn’t seem quite appropriate.  

See? Chloe is the type of girl that gets offered free Pap smears for life and she rolls with it. Her mother, Amanda, on the other hand, is more sophisticated and has a razor sharp wit. When the president of the Garden Club insults her, Amanda might fire back “Says the woman who puts the ‘hor’ in ‘horticulture.’”
The differences between Chloe and Amanda make the banter between them funny, but their affection for each other keeps it light.

Tip 2. Create a context.

Before you can deliver the laughs, you have to have set up.  Consider the context of your story and think about where the humor is inherent.  Will yours be a fish out of water story? One where the banter of two opposite characters provides the laughs the way it does for Chloe and Amanda? Maybe you’re writing a screwball comedy where zany things happen to unwitting characters? Whatever context you choose, don’t let your character in on the joke. “I’m a fish out of water,” your character acknowledges in a stage whisper. Your reader puts down your book and works on their taxes.  

Tip 3. Story first, humor second. 

The most important thing I’ve gleaned from all the rejection letters from agents and editors I’ve received over the years is that story is the entrĂ©e and humor is the seasoning. Hearing that your story is “laugh-loud funny but…,” that your writing is “great, however…” is more frustrating than I can communicate. As I said above, I’ve had to work really hard on plotting to make my stories strong without losing the humor. But relying on humor – the seasoning – at the expense of story? Look up “eating cinnamon” on Youtube to see what that’s like.

Tip 4. Don’t chase the joke.

This rule is as hard to obey as “kill your darlings.” And yet, it’s just as non-negotiable. A joke that requires too much set-up, that changes the trajectory of a scene, or worse, the story, that is out of context or undercuts the tension, simply has to die. Ok, it doesn’t have to die. It can be cut out, filed away and saved for another day. But it has no place in your book.

Tip 5. Repetition is funny.

There’s a saying that comedy happens in threes, so repeating a line, situation, or character foible can be a great source of humor. More importantly, it lets your reader feel like they’re in on the joke, giving them that “wait for it…wait for it” feeling that is so engaging.

I do this a couple of times in Murder on the First Day of Christmas with the way Amanda can’t help herself from commenting on something that annoys her about Chloe’s clothing choices. A repeated line, known as a callback appears in the beginning of the book and is the last line of the book as well. Also Chloe’s sister, Bridget is always tangling clichĂ©s. (“I know this town like the back of my head” or “You should march back in there and give him a piece of your ass.”) Repeating this character trait several times (but not every time we see Bridget) adds to the humor of her character.

Tip 6. Keep humor in its place. 

Mysteries have to have suspense. If your MC is cracking jokes while the murderer has a gun trained on them, the tension is sorely undercut. That could be what you’re going for – having your wisecracking character use humor to diffuse the situation. But if you want your reader on the edge of their seats, save the jokes for a different scene. The reader isn’t scared unless your characters are.

Tip 7. Mix it up.

Humor from any one direction is tiresome. If your book is all slapstick, all dirty jokes or all snark, your readers will get bored and start to tune out. Humor should also have an element of surprise, so let something slapsticky happen to the very poised person, or have the prude make an off-color remark. Using all the weapons in your humor arsenal will engage the reader and keep them turning pages.


What I love about writing humor is that the joy is inherent. Yes, there are tortured comedians and sad clowns, but ultimately humor comes from a positive place – the desire to make someone laugh. And, after what I did to Santa in my first book, I need all the good Karma that I can get.  


About Murder on the First Day of Christmas:


Finding a severed hand at a client’s house might throw lesser decorators off their games. But Chloe Carstairs and her mother, Amanda, won’t let a little thing like murder keep them from decking the halls. With a body under the partridge’s pear tree and a dead Santa in a sleigh, they have to crack the case before the killer strikes again – this time much too close to home.



Filled with laugh-out-loud humor, romance and a delightfully difficult mother-daughter relationship, this new series from Billie Thomas offers a fast-paced caper as these two southern ladies try to keep their very merry Christmas from turning into the Noel from hell.

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About Billie Thomas 


Billie Thomas is the pseudonym of a Birmingham-based author. After the real Billie passed away unexpectedly at the end of 2011, getting Murder on the First Day of Christmas, the first of a series, revised and published was her daughter’s top priority as a way to honor the mom who had given her a lifelong love of books.



In her real life, Ms. Thomas writes within the advertising industry and is a founding member of the writing collective, IndieVisible. Other publications include Bar Code: Your Personal Pocket Decoder to the Modern Dating Scene.
 
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Friday, March 1, 2013

"What I learned from Nancy Drew and Scooby Doo" by K.B. Owen

Guest Blogger: K.B.Owen on:  What Nancy Drew and Scooby-Doo Taught Me About Writing Cozy Mysteries
 


Coming in February 2013! 
I’ve been a mystery fan ever since I can remember.  Not even graduate school – a place where the genre was considered “low-brow,” forumlaic, and barely literature at all – could dim my enthusiasm for mysteries.  I loved the classic authors, of course –  Doyle, Christie and Sayers – as well as the exciting new authors coming to the forefront at the time, such as Muller, Grafton, Deaver, Paretsky and Perry.  Locked rooms, secret passageways, the “footprints of a gigantic hound” – I couldn’t get enough.


But it was Nancy Drew and the gang of Mystery, Inc. who were my original inspiration.  They remain with me even today, as I write mysteries about an 1890s female literature professor who lives and teaches in a women’s college, getting into all sorts of trouble in the process.  A strange combination, wouldn’t you say?  Has Jill gone ‘round the bend in picking her guest authors now?  Ah, the connections may surprise you.



Lessons in constructing a cozy mystery, courtesy of Nancy Drew and the Mystery Inc Gang:



1.       Give your character freedom:  You want as many opportunities as possible for your character to stumble into some serious trouble.  In the Nancy Drew mysteries, for example, the extent of Mr. Drew’s parental oversight of his daughter is a frown and an admonition: “Be careful, Nancy,”as he hands her the keys to that sweet red roadster.  In other words, the sky’s the limit.  And did you ever notice that we never see the parents of the Mystery Inc gang?  Who’s keeping track of these teenagers as they drive all over creation, in search of the next mystery or groovy concert?  And who’s paying for the gas?  The only treasure they ever find is useless Confederate money.  No wonder they stumble upon a mystery with each wrong turn.  It’s a good thing for the Hanna-Barbera audience that GPS wasn’t invented back then.


2.      Use humor:  If placed carefully, humor dissipates tension quite effectively. Shaggy and Scooby’s hunt for a 3 a.m. snack in a haunted house can be just the ticket when things are looking oppressively gloomy. 


3.      Create sidekicks:  These characters are valuable assets in a mystery, on several levels.  Bess and George, Nancy’s sidekicks, are at the extreme ends of the femininity continuum, with Bess being the tentative, somewhat hedonistic girly-girl and George the outspoken tomboy.  Nancy is the happy middle between the two.  They act as her foils, her partners, and her sounding board.  Otherwise, Nancy would be deducing aloud to herself.   



4.      Include mannerism and dialogue “tags”:  These have value in reader/viewer identification and series branding.  The cast of Scooby-Doo is a fabulous example: 

  • Velma “Jinkies” Dinkley: the brainy girl geek who frequently loses her glasses and can’t see a thing without them.
  • Freddy “Well, Gang” Jones: big and muscular enough to simply tackle the bad guy, but instead builds criminal-catching traps that make MacGyver look like a mullet-sporting amateur.
  • Scooby “Ruh-roh” Doo: the cowardly dog who can be bribed with Scooby Snacks.
  • Shaggy “Zoinks” Rogers: a physical coward with a chronic case of the munchies.
  • “Danger-Prone” Daphne Blake: she’s pretty, trips a lot, and extracts odd items from her purse from time to time to get the gang out of a bind (sometimes literally).

5.      Daring and ingenuity make a great combination:  These qualities in a protagonist can propel her/him into and out of sticky situations.  Nancy and Velma are great examples, and even fearful characters like Scooby and Shaggy will rise to the occasion.  This may seem like a “duh” point to make, but the current fiction trend seems to be leaning toward deeply flawed and internally-tormented protagonists (not that there’s anything wrong with that, LOL).  While many of those types are done superbly,  I think it’s good to give yourself permission to buck the trend, if that will serve your purposes.  The protag can still be three-dimensional, with flaws and blind spots.  I like some daring in my mystery characters.  I still remember one example of physical derring-do from the Nancy Drew mysteries: the bad guy leaves Nancy in an old well - in the dark, with rats - and no way out.  She uses old nails and bits of broken wood scavenged from the floor to dig toeholds in the dirt walls and climb out.  I loved that.  I’d never want to do it, but I got a kick out of reading about it!


6.      Using Formula:  Don’t be afraid of using some formulaic elements, as long as you can put a fresh twist on them.  Formulaic doesn’t have to mean predictable.  Perhaps this is more true of the genre-writing that I do, but in my opinion it increases reader pleasure and engagement.  Although not necessarily what one would duplicate in literature, Scooby-Doo is my favorite example of a fun formula.   During any given episode of the original series, the viewer knows that the following will happen:

  • Velma will lose her glasses and, in her blindness, mistake the monster for Shaggy or Scooby.
  • Daphne will inevitably find a hole, trick slide, or booby-trap to fall through.
  • Shaggy and Scooby will find a kitchen and eat bizarre food items, usually cobweb-covered.
  • Scooby will be the first to see the ghost/monster, but Shaggy won’t believe him, because it will be gone by then.  (But we know it will return!).
  • Fred will rig a trap that rivals the most complicated Rube Goldberg creation.
  • The trap will fail because Scooby stumbled into it.  The crook is caught anyway.
  • We learn that either transparent skis, secret passageways, phosphorescent paint, or dry ice was involved in working the illusion.
  • The bad guy, once revealed, will snarl:  ”And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your dog.”
  • During the wrap-up scene, Scooby will steal and eat Shaggy’s super-duper-triple-decker burger, with lettuce, tomato, chili, and chocolate sauce (so that’s why he’s so thin).

Whether or not these “lessons” are ones you would adopt in your own writing, I hope you enjoyed this look at two classic childhood sleuths/sleuthing teams! 

Do you have any favorites that influenced you?  Jill and I would love to hear about them.  

 
K.B. Owen taught college English for nearly two decades at universities in Connecticut and Washington, DC, and holds a doctorate in 19th century British literature.  A mystery lover since she can remember, she drew upon her teaching experiences in creating her amateur sleuth, Professor Concordia Wells.  Unlike the fictional Miss Wells, K.B. did not have to conduct lectures in a bustle and full skirts.  No doubt many people are thankful about that. 
She now resides in Virginia with her husband and three sons.  She recently finished the second book in the series, and is busily planning Concordia’s next adventure.   

Follow her on Twitter @kbowenwriter
 Check out her website for more historical mystery fun: kbowenmysteries.com

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