The collection (that seems like too big a word for this brief project!) is called RAT BASTARDS AND TEAPOTS. It's the first of three such works that I plan to release between now and Christmas.
The two short stories are The Locket and The Eraser. The Locket is a story about the two photos in the locket and how they affect the owner. The Eraser is about a man who wants to make a clean start with his life, but he has a very messy way of doing it.
The three short poems are: Murder without a Clue, Last Words from the Corpse, and Cozy Mysteries, and all three are a little bit tongue-in-cheek.
Here's the cover: