Friday, September 11, 2009

Quotations about crime, law, etc.

Quotations about crime, law, and so on...

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? - George Carlin

Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them. – Randy K. Milholland

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. -Honore de Balzac

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole lifestyle a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect. – Hunter S. Thompson

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. – H.L. Mencken

If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. - Joe Martin

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. - Frank Zappa

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. - Voltaire

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it’s against the law. - Alex Levin

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. - Jeff Marder

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