"The best is yet to come." Frank Sinatra
"That's all, folks!" Mel Blanc
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." Winston Churchill
"She did it the hard way." Bette Davis
“Curiosity did not kill this cat." Studs Terkel
"I told you so, you damned fools." H. G. Wells
Mock Epitaphs
“This is on me.” Dorothy Parker
“Pardon me for not getting up.” Ernest Hemingway
“This is all over my head.” Robert Benchley
“I knew if I stayed around long enough, something like this would happen.” George Bernand Shaw
"That's all, folks!" Mel Blanc
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." Winston Churchill
"She did it the hard way." Bette Davis
“Curiosity did not kill this cat." Studs Terkel
"I told you so, you damned fools." H. G. Wells
Mock Epitaphs
“This is on me.” Dorothy Parker
“Pardon me for not getting up.” Ernest Hemingway
“This is all over my head.” Robert Benchley
“I knew if I stayed around long enough, something like this would happen.” George Bernand Shaw
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Hahahaha! These are great. My favorite, "Pardon me for not getting up." Brilliant!
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