Saturday, April 6, 2013

Worst Book Titles Ever

This is a random sampling of bad book titles, selected from myriad sites with their own
lists of bad book titles.  Some are kids' books, some fiction, some are nonfiction, and some of the nonfiction titles should be fiction!



The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories -Ride baby, ride!


The Practical Pyromaniac - Hope this includes the phone number for a good criminal lawyer.

Foreskin's Lament - What is there to say here?

What's Your Poo Telling You? - No this has nothing to do with the cuddly bear.


Dumb Old Casey is a Fat Tree -  I have no idea what a Fat Tree is.


The Haunted Vagina - Don't even start...


I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter - For all I know, this is a hilarious book... 


The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife - Is there an Intermediate or Advanced guide? 

I Was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen - Maybe the characters from this one should get together with Satan's Daughter...

Zombie Bums from Uranus - Too easy.  Facile.

How Green were the Nazis - Um...

Satan Burger - I can't even begin to imagine what the plot might be about.

Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition - Is the title slightly redundant?

Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them  - Gawd, I really hope "tractors" is a euphemism.

What Buttosaur Is That? - There's got to be a mother-in-law joke here...

Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself -Would you get a do-over if you screwed up?


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