Saturday, July 9, 2011

"Good Bald Moron" and "To Nimble Hoof Pork"... WTF?

I'm trying to come up with a title for the fourth Sasha Jackson mystery and I'm stuck. 

As well, I have absolutely nothing better to do with my time (and I clearly need a hobby), so I went to an Internet anagram site and plugged in the titles of the first three Sasha Jackson Mysteries.  Here's some of what I found:

Blood and Groom can become:
  • Bad Lord Go Moon
  • A Boron Dog Mold
  • Good Bald Moron
  • A Bold Dong Room (My personal favourite)

 Dead Light District can become:
  • Cat Griddle Hid Tits
  • Gait Stitch Diddler
  • Cheddar Gild Its Tit (Wish I'd see this earlier - it's a winner!)
  • Addicts Hid Glitter
 The Lies Have It can become:
  • Atheist He Evil
  • The Alive Heist (I may actually use this one someday...)
  • Eat Lithe Hives
  • I Leave The Shit 
I still haven't come up with a title for my current work in progress.  As I work on it, I generally refer to the 4th Sasha mystery as "The Porno Film Book".  So I dumped those four words into the anagram page and came up with:
  • Brothel Of Pink Moo
  • Forelimb Hoop Knot
  • To Nimble Hoof Pork
  • Bile For Photo Monk
  • Bloomer Poof Think
I realize I'm going to have to give this a bit more thought...


  1. How about "Porn This Way."?
    Annie Q.

  2. How about Brothel of Pink Moo, And Tits in a Bold Dong Room? Can you picture it Jill? Now tell me something. Combine the name of your first pet and the first word of the name of the first street you lived in, what do you come up with?