Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Ever Wondered What Your Favourite Sleuth Is Like In Bed?

Wouldn’t it be cool to be able to peek between the chapters and find out just how much of a wildcat Mike Hammer   was in the sack?  One hopes that he’d live up to his name.  Aren’t you curious to know whether Kinsey ever screws in any position but the missionary?  And does she keep her turtleneck on?  What about Susan Silverman?  My guess is that she freeze-dries her hair before tickling the ivories with Spenser.   And I bet Scudder and Elaine’s favourite position is the reverse cowgirl... 

Do readers ever wonder whether Elvis Cole has staying power, or if Stephanie Plum is a squealer, or whether Travis McGee uses Viagra, or if Archy McNally prefers morning sex?  My imagination tells me that the answer to those last four questions is “yes.”

The passage above is from a little piece I wrote for ThrillingDetective.com  I had a lot of fun writing it.  Click HERE to read the rest of the article.

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