lists of bad book titles. Some are kids' books, some fiction, some are nonfiction, and some of the nonfiction titles should be fiction!
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories -Ride baby, ride!
The Practical Pyromaniac - Hope this includes the phone number for a good criminal lawyer.
Foreskin's Lament - What is there to say here?
What's Your Poo Telling You? - No this has nothing to do with the cuddly bear.
Dumb Old Casey is a Fat Tree - I have no idea what a Fat Tree is.
The Haunted Vagina - Don't even start...
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter - For all I know, this is a hilarious book...
The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife - Is there an Intermediate or Advanced guide?
I Was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen - Maybe the characters from this one should get together with Satan's Daughter...
Zombie Bums from Uranus - Too easy. Facile.
How Green were the Nazis - Um...
Satan Burger - I can't even begin to imagine what the plot might be about.
Sodomy and the Pirate Tradition - Is the title slightly redundant?
Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them - Gawd, I really hope "tractors" is a euphemism.
What Buttosaur Is That? - There's got to be a mother-in-law joke here...
Fancy Coffins to Make Yourself -Would you get a do-over if you screwed up?